ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

chickensandwich:

i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup

sluttyoliveoil:

thigh gap? more like sigh nap am i right